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juliette-mercier-book: For the 50th anniversary of Star Trek I am so in love with this characters ! Thank you Gene for having created the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. Hahah. Too cool not to share. :)Â
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/07/30/burningangel-will-powers-and-rachel-ravaged-trekkie-lovers/Dear Stark Trek fans, this one is especially for you guys, from the fucking amazing BurningAngel crew. We all like a good cosplay and a nice photo set,
Priceless vintage props
Happy 83rd Birthday to our favourite overacting icon … William Shatner
My favourite snack
A nod and a wink to our effervescent George Takei
Why … didn’t you … tell me … sooner
themarysue: remeanie:The Unflappable Captain Kirk Kirk redefines “unflappable.”
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)That time Scotty caught space-herpes.
retrogasm: Captain Kirk’s Lonely Star Trek Band
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Seduction, Kirk-style.
wishfulmalecelebfakes: captain kirk (chris pine) meets star lord (chris pratt)
from-the-stone-to-the-hallows: hipstaa-pleazz:lovewillcomethru:myexistanceisanactofrebellion: That time that Catwoman angrily stomped on Captain Kirk’s foot wait a minute… is that Gimli in the background?? It certainly is, with Mary Poppins
from-the-stone-to-the-hallows: myexistanceisanactofrebellion: That time that Catwoman angrily stomped on Captain Kirk’s foot wait a minute… is that Gimli in the background?? It certainly is, with Mary Poppins Ah, the nerd is strong with this
miristrahovski: hipstaa-pleazz: lovewillcomethru: myexistanceisanactofrebellion: That time that Catwoman angrily stomped on Captain Kirk’s foot wait a minute… is that Gimli in the background?? It certainly is, with Mary Poppins you guys omfg
wildandwild: Course heading, Captain?
yousay-foodoh: Who am I, Captain Pike?
nostopdasgay: hailtherandom: why do i post this video? because i am in love why is he climbing the mountain Good lord this is beautiful… Captain Kirk x Mountain
paxpaxart: New Flight Plan for Captain Kirk
thetardisisatpigfarts: from-the-stone-to-the-hallows: hipstaa-pleazz:lovewillcomethru:myexistanceisanactofrebellion: That time that Catwoman angrily stomped on Captain Kirk’s foot wait a minute… is that Gimli in the background?? It certainly
Take a look. Gaze upon true manliness, and be awed. (This is like my favorite Shat picture. <3)
I was having fun with a Kirk photo. I’m an addict for photo sprucing. I’m not quite what you’d call good yet, but it’s fun to practice.
dr-von-fangirl: I love you, Shatner.
retrogasm: Captain Kirk
That awkward moment when you realize that even though Captain Kirk asked you to come along on the Landing Party… that didn’t mean there was an actual “party.”
jackslenderman: do-you-have-a-flag: #KIRK PLS #HE’S INTERROGATING YOU #NOT HITTING ON YOU Captain Kirk is permanently set to ‘Flirt’.
retrogasm: Captain Kirk and his big rock… Lol
i wanted a tos sticker so i redrew one of my inktobers and put it on redbubble i still can’t draw kirk right but i’m working on it
technoranma: GAHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 22nd is an awesome day for us twins to be born xD (Captain Kirk’s bday as well) Thanks for all the birthday wishes :D <3 <3 <3!! <3 <3 <3
stonedgorgon: thefrogman: Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting! Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto! In this course you will learn such techniques as…
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americanprimitives: Far out!
t-high-la420: wheatleylaboratories: i bought this at a used bookstore because yes hello star trek book anD IT TURNED OUT TO BE THIS ONE I AM CRY HALLELUJAH AMEN they didnt give a FUCK back in the day
boldlygobones: ofmckirk: #even in the bloopers there are lens flares (via deannastroi) #it’s actually canon that bones threw up on him#can you imagine the glee in jim’s voice every time he gets to tell this story#about how his best friend became
goldchekov: I need to talk about Jim. He’s so tired in this movie and you can see it. (Like A+ on Chris Pine’s acting for portraying that so consistently) I love his Captain’s Log in the beginning and his almost zombie-like walk through the ship.
thedrunkenmoogle: Captain Kirk (Star Trek cocktail) Ingredients:1 shot Amaretto1 shot Malibu1.5 shots MilkChocolate Syrup (as much as you would add to a glass of Chocolate Milk) Directions: Add all four ingredients into a mixing glass with ice. Mix
valeria2067: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Captain Kirk!
enterprisingly: #I WANT TO FUCK YOU INTO THE CORE OF THE EARTH
Captain Kirk for the 21st century….
historical-nonfiction: Because Malcolm McDowell’s character killed Captain Kirk in “Star Trek: Generations”, the actor got real-life death threats. Some in Klingon. In contrast, I would propose to the man. In Klingon.
startrekships: airyairyquitecontrary: blue-author: unstoppablyplushjuggernaut: KIRK THIS WHY YOU GOTTA FILL OUT THE LOG I’ve heard the theory that Kirk’s logs just get circulated round headquarters for lulz before being dumped in the circular
hailingfrequencies: bigmamag: fuck-bones: Starfleet Admirals get worried when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices. Starfleet Admirals get a little scared when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices followed by Commander Spock. Starfleet Admirals
pinkastrophe: “If anybody is gonna get to kiss Lt. Uhura, it’s gonna be captain Kirk!”Spock:
lucystillintheskywithdiamonds: Admiral Marcus: Captain Kirk, without authorization and in league with the fugitive John Harrison, you went rogue in enemy territory, leaving me no choice but to hunt you down and destroy you. Lock phasers. I’ll make
psicygni:Kirk: Enterprise crew this is captain Kirk speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad.
orcses: how to fight by Captain Kirk (ft. his best pupil) nothing beats the double flying shatner nothing
themarysue:remeanie:The Unflappable Captain Kirk Kirk redefines “unflappable.”
unrepentantwarriorpriest: my-wayward-shawn: my-wayward-shawn: Oh. My. God. You. Guys. Captain Kirk I never expected this to get close to 100 notes Well played Kirk, well played.
captain-kirks-perfect-hair: sherlocks-one-friend: fatass-mcnotits: steamcharlie: Some “kilts on the carpets” appreciation <3 wait wait wait you mean to tell me that these insanely attractive men have no underwear on under their kilt david
